An outrageous road-trip farce.

Eight actors, with some gender switching. Could be six men and two women or five men and three women. Single unit set.

A middle-aged man becomes frantic when his doctor tells him he will die someday. He embarks with his wife on a cross-country crime spree in desperate search of California scientists who, he believes, will enable him to live forever. Along the way he picks up a pair of young hitchhikers and two senior citizens who may or may not be his parents. They all end up at Happy Days, the new Samuel Beckett theme park at Disneyland, where they discover the true secret of eternal life.